Artik of Hyjal

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
artik87

WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS

artik87

01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?

02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?

03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?

04: what are you listening to?

05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?

06: where do you think your best friend is right now?

07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?

08: sex on the first date?

09: kiss on the first date?

10: is there one person you want to be with right now?

11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?

12: is there something you would like to say to someone?

13: what are three things you did today?

14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?

15: what is your favorite kind of gum?

16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?

17: what is on your wrists right now?

18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?

19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?

20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?

21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?

22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?

23: how have you felt today?

24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

25: what is wrong with you right now?

26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?

27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?

28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?

29: how late did you stay up last night and why?

30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

31: what were you doing an hour ago?

32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?

33: are you wearing jeans right now?

34: are you a patient person?

35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?

36: favorite color?

37: did you have a dream last night?

38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?

40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?

41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?

42: do you like meeting new people?

43: are you afraid of falling in love?

44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?

45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

yourplayersaidwhat

Cleric of Kinkshaming

yourplayersaidwhat

The party was buying horses from an overly effusive, horse-obsessed woman, who kept on going on about how strong and graceful they were. 

Our cleric’s deity’s portfolio includes smithing, farming, and sex.

NPC: He’s such a strong, gentle horse, you can’t get better. A smoother ride you’ve never had, and he’s robust, yet tender –

Cleric: Can I roll insight to see if she’s fucked the horse?

DM: *grimaces*…sure.

Cleric: *rolls a nat 20*

DM: You get the sense that she has in fact fucked this horse. Or at least had a great time in the saddle….If you know what I mean.

Cleric: *grimaces and steps back a bit, but says nothing*

*~An hour later~*

The party is at a clothing shop, purchasing traveller’s clothes. The Cleric, a 6'1 forge cleric lady, built like a brick shithouse, is getting boots.

Cleric: These are great boots! I’m surprised, I have such a hard time finding Ladies boots for my feet.

Shopkeeper: *overly effusive* What marvelous feet they are, so pretty – they should only be clothed in the finest!

Cleric: I mean, they are shaped like paddles, and they are huge -

Shopkeeper: A finer foot I have never seen! Such shapely feet -

Cleric: Can I roll insight to see if he’s got a thing for feet?

DM: *sputters*…okay?

Rogue: Why???

Cleric: My god is also the god of sexuality! Maybe we’re into the same weird stuff?! I’m just interested in figuring out everyone’s weird kinks, okay?

DM: Roll to kinkshame

Cleric: Nat 20

coragenan
jackcayless

Needed a political reason for why BtBB isn’t a porno. Fortunately another real life issue came to save/ruin the day.

I like the idea of Bella and Gremlin Dave just watchin’ folks from the roof at night.

coragenan

wish i could insert one of my characters to try and help fix things, but I love the drama and feeling of something real in a fantasy setting this has. 

Like the age old saying that makes for a great story, “Is scaling a mountain defined by it’s peak, or the climb you made up it . . “

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xxrawrqueenxx

40 y/o white guy: Hey kid, ever hear about Rage Against the Machine? They really told it like it is! Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

me: Zack de la Rocha is Mexican Tom Morello is black Brad Wilk is jewish

40 y/o white guy: blue lives matter

xxrawrqueenxx

RATM: Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

40 y/o white guy that claims he likes RATM: blue lives matter

lenins-and-things

Was it Paul Ryan that claimed to be a RATM fan? Like, nationally? In public? On TV? And then RATM came out and shut him down?

xxrawrqueenxx

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:)

everygothgirlisgay

🙏✊🔥🙏

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deanscourse

Also I totally remembered this exchange:

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bass-borot

The band is called Rage Against THE MACHINE
Do these fuckers think that they just don’t like that one shirtless guy’s standup bit???? What do they think THE LITERAL MACHINE IN THE FUCKING NAME is?